I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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