I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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