Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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