This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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