don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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