Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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