shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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