He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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