just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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