Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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