You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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