North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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