She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You dont lie about slip and slides
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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