it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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