Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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