K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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