New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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