She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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