watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Still dying that you shit outside
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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