Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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