I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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