when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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