Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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