Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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