Your tits are I can't wait for
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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