To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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