do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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