but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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