By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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