we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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