And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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