Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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