I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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