I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just had sex on a roof
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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