Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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