You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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