Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Randomize