i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
thus making me awesome and them whores
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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