I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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