you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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