Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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