I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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