Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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