So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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