She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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