I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize