she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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