I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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