we have pet lesbian snakes
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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