I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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